Disclaimer: It's Marvel's universe,
but everything in the story is mine.
Note: This is probably the last we'll be seeing of
"Ms. Miller, you are one of the single most exasperating
clients that I have ever had!"
"Well you aren't all that fun to be around yourself!"
"No accent ... No code name ... No group ... Unpopular!"
"Fine, I'm a total failure to you. Can I go now?"
"No! Not quite yet, there is something else that I would
like to show you. Since you refused to join Generation X,
there is one last solution -- one used only in the most extreme
of cases. Follow me."
Several Moments later, in the Bureau's Surveillance Center
"What is all of this?!"
"It's our very own IMAX Theater. Take a seat, and put
on the helmet."
"Why? What are we watching?"
"We are about to view the adventures of a Popular Single
Super Heroine. If you can learn anything from Ms. Marvelous,
there may be some chance for you yet. Now hush, the show is
The Adventures of Ms. Marvelous
::Stop, vous evilez fiends or Ah will be forced t' injure
"Good God! What kind of an accent is that!"
"One specifically designed for Ms. Marvelous on her
adventures. Now keep still and listen!"
::I do not think so, Ms. Marvelous! For I am Controlla,
the amazing villain and I shall not give up!::
::Good! For moi veux te hurtez for de pain dat ye have caused
me! Ye dinnae have t' kill mah beloved and ye did!::
"I didn't understand a word that weirdo said!"
"Fine! Cut the accent!"
::I am blasting you with my incredible mind control talents,
Ms. Marvelous. Even you cannot stand against them!::
"She wouldn't be suffering like that if the twit had
skipped the speeches and just knocked that Controlla person
"It's that kind of attitude that ensures that you aren't
::I am forcing myself to ignore the pain! I will not give
into your vile mind control powers, Controlla!::
::You cannot stop me! MWWHHAA HAA HAA!::
"Mwwhaa Haa Haa?"
"Standard Villain Laugh."
"Crazed sheep is more like it."
::I have my own powers, which I will now use!::
"Ms. Miller, shush!"
::You have been defeated, Controlla. Evil is vanquished, and
good stands triumphant once again!::
Back in the Real World
"That's a popular heroine?!"
"I think that I've just lost all of my respect for people's
"Bitter, aren't we?"
"No, just amazed. I could have taken Controlla out in
half the time!"
"Yeah. I mean really! The woman had hair down to her
waist -- can we say hair pulling? And she's wearing stilettos!
How easy would it have been to knock her off of her feet!"
"Not as easy as you may think, Ms. Miller. Controlla
is a Battle Hardened Warrior Villainess."
"That reminds me, why did she have a big cutout in her
armour? What good is it if there's a huge hole in it?"
"That is a perfectly acceptable uniform."
"Well, what did you think about what you've just seen?"
"I thought it was pitiful."
"And I'd wish you'd stop trying to turn me into another
'Ms. Marvelous'! It isn't going to work!"
"But weren't you the least bit impressed by her? I trained
Ms. Marvelous myself."
"Why doesn't that surprise me? Look, I don't want to
be anything like her. I'm perfectly content just as I am."
"I think that I've seen enough here to last me a lifetime.
So I'll just be on my way now. And please -- no more Ms. Marvelous'!"
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