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Magneto glowered at the man before him sourly. He hated these
yearly excursions to the Super Beings Bureau, and unfortunately,
his certificate had just expired.
Kyle Stone nodded at Magneto. "Name?" he inquired.
Magneto's teeth gnashed. After all the years that he'd been
forced to come here to renew that licence, he'd have figured
that the fools would have gotten his name. Hell, everyone
should know who he was. Didn't the man read the paper, or
"Magneto," he snapped, resisted the urge to cut
off the blood supply to Kyle's head. 'If I do that, the whole
process will have to start from scratch.'
"Magneto ... Magneto..." Kyle murmured, riffling
through his file. "I thought that you were Joseph? He
still has his licence -- it won't be needing renewal for another
His mood darkened further at the mention of that personality-less
imposter. "I don't know who Joseph is, but he
is not me!"
Kyle waved about a piece of paper, "it says right here
that Joseph is the mutant known as Magneto. And he already
has his licence. We can't give a different licence to the
"We are not the same person! I am Magneto! He is not!
Get that through your thick skull already!" Dealing with
mutant hating bigots wasn't as stressful as facing Kyle Stone.
"I'm sorry, I'm going to have to talk to my superior
about this matter. Don't worry, she's a veteran from the Psylocke/
Revanche affair," Kyle stated calmly. "Please wait
'That's it! I've waited two hours already, no more!' Magneto
rose from his uncomfortable chair and toward over Kyle magestically,
finally giving into his temptation to cut off the man's blood
flow. "I will not wait! Give me my licence -- now!"
Taking that for an agreement, Magneto let the younger man's
blood continue it's journey to his brain. "Now why don't
Kyle winced slightly and nodded. "Villain with a master
plan, Villain with a cause, hired gun, anti-hero, tortured
hero, tortured villain, lone hero, group hero--"
Magneto glowered. "Just put whatever I had on my licence
Kyle glanced down at the laminated certificate. "Amnesiac
"Not Joseph's card! Mine!" he snapped.
"Well, you've had quite a few classifications in your
Deep breath... Magneto carefully folded the edges
of his cape, focusing his attention on that small matter so
as to not loose all semblance of sanity and rip the annoying
little man's body apart. "Villain with a righteous cause,"
he finally said.
"I'm afraid that 'righteous' isn't included in any of
our -- eep!" Seeing Magneto's steely gaze, Kyle quickly
changed his mind. "Righteous cause it is!"
A tense moment later, Kyle handed the documents to Magneto
and showed him towards the photo area. As the man left, Kyle
allowed himself a relieved sigh before getting ready for his
He sat back down at his desk and straightened his tie before
buzzing his secretary. "You can send Sinister in now."
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