This is my answer to Indigo's "Extraordinary
People, Ordinary Situations" challenge. I'm hoping that
this'll clear up the writer's block I'm having over my Gen-X
story... oh, and a warning for silliness.
Disclaimer: Everyone here belongs to Marvel, not me.
I'm just borrowing them for the purpose of this fic.
"How 'bout you stick a claw in?"
"Logan, do not--"
"Eww, that's gross!"
"Blue hair? Hank and I are gonna have a nice chat when
he gets back."
"Any more bright ideas, Einstein?"
"Ag, it was just a suggestion!"
"Maggott, keep your slugs away from the shower curtain
or I will be forced to electrocute them."
"I never turn down a damsel in distress."
"Ororo? Ah don't wanna distract ya from killin' him,
but maybe hot water will do the trick."
"We have tried it, Rogue. Twice."
"Dios, don't superheroes keep plungers in their hideouts?"
"Careful, the door ta the cupboard's loose."
"Now you tell me?!"
"You upworlders are pathetic."
"I don't see you offerin' any useful suggestions, Sarah."
"It's 'Marrow', old man."
"I don't suppose you'll be a generous lekker and..."
"Cecilia, have you found anything that can help us?"
"Let's see... aspirins, band-aids, one old toothbrush,
"It's a sign from above, doc."
"Shut up, Maggott, before I knot your legs above your
"Kinky. Is that a promise?"
"I think those are Jean's and Scott's..."
"Whoa, mental image! Mental image!"
"Well, darlin', she must've married him for somethin'."
"I cannot believe you and Rogue find it funny."
"It's not funny, sugah. It's hilarious!"
"'Sides, 'Ro, yer smilin'."
"I was not smiling."
"Was too. Ah saw ya!"
"Hand me that thing, kid."
"Sorry ah took so long. Would you believe that half
the shops are out of plungers?"
"No presents for me, corncob? I'm hurt."
"... well, there's a beanie baby ah got for--"
"Real romantic, maat."
"Can ah pound Maggott's head in, Ororo? Just a lil'?"
"It is a tempting offer, Samuel, but unfortunately our
moral code forbids us to do so."
"But you may, of course, engage him in a practice session."
"Can we get back ta the problem heah?"
"Kid, get your slugs outta here."
"They're chewin' on the toilet seat!"
"Let's get that sink unblocked before the damn things
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