"All Creatures Great and Small"
"Alpha"
"Babes in Smallville"
"Babysat"
"The Ballad of Trish and Henry"
"Blues"
"Bobby and Hank say 'Farewell, New York' and Other Things"
"Bobby and the Beast"
"Bobby's Casserole"
"Bobby vs. Pat Sajak"
"A Certain Face"
"Confounded Computer!"
"A Day at the Races"
"A Day in the Life"
"Dialogue"
"Dispensing the Shopping"
"The Early X-Men in Studio 54"
"Event"
"First, Do No Harm"
"For Remembrance"
"From the Dais with the Closed Coffin"
"The Good of the Many"
"Gunslinger Dreams"
"Heard No More"
"Hiccups"
"Homecoming"
"A Homely Touch"
"I Do Not Love Thee, Mr. Twinkie"
"Lamentation"
"Leadership"
"The Lecture"
"Longest Night"
"Love Is Just Another 4-Letter Word"
"Magic Breakfast"
"Making the Call"
"Midnight Twinkie Run"
"Miss April's Stars & Garters"
"The Morning Paper"
"Movies"
"Naomi"
"Neon Hearts"
"The No Story"
"Not a Creature Was Stirring"
"The Oath"
"Personal Delivery"
"Point Blank"
"The Power-Whup Girls"
"The Price of Coffee"
"Pygmalion's Silence"
"Rumble in Kitchen Stadium"
"The Shadow Inside"
"The Shi'ar Coffee Story"
"Shoot Me"
"Waiting"
"A Friend, Sleeping"
"A Small Addiction"
"Some Assembly Required"
"Something Old, Something New, Something Borrowed, Someone Blue"
"Start Spreading the News"
"Such Sweet Sorrow"
"Tale of the Last Twinkie"
"Never Mess with a Furry Blue Genius"
"The TD2001"
"Tear Sheets"
"A Test of Power"
"Tripping into the Light Fantastic"
"Twenty First Century Guy"
"When in Rome"
"When Tomorrow Comes"
"Written from Purgatory"
"The Wyoming Pie"
"X-Men #75"
"Yummy Yellow White Surprise"
"Zero Degree Celsius"

I was in #subcafe yesterday, and someone put the song "Sister Golden Hair Surprise" in my head while I was looking at a picture of Beast. Then "Yummy Yellow White Surprise" happened.

by Fionnabhair

Well I tried to buy some Sunday
But I got so damned depressed
Had to set my sights on Monday
For to go fulfill my quest

I ain't ready to believe it
It was such a shock to see
The supermarket out of Twinkies.

Well I keep on thinking bout them
Yummy yellow gold surprise
And I just can't live without them
Can't you see it in my eyes?

I've been down every aisle
But they've proved too too hard to find
But that doesn't mean
They ain't been on my mind

Well they've got a creamy middle
And a fluffy gold outside
And you know I'm gonna find them
No matter where or how they hide

Now I've tried to make them
I don't mind saying
I just can't bake them.

Well I had a box in my room
Got them just the other day
When Bobby Drake came into my room
That boy can pack it away

Now I'm trying to get some more
But it's just not meant to be
'Cause the supermarket's out of Twinkies.