Only thing to be aware of ... I took Jubilee to the micro-brewery.
She would not allow me to write her as "13 1/2", she complained
that the only time she got to be older in a fan fic was if she was
pursuing Logan in an adult fic or running the X-Men. She wanted a
break and to just be a dumb, mature teen and not a goofy adolescent.
I owe her at least that much ... Also, sorry about the serial format;
I thought this was going to be a short story, but it evolved on me.
Damn evolution, before long, I'll have an ape instead of a story...
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also get some brownies out of the deal, but it's not really that great
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God ... er, Dog
"Who will sa-ay-ave your soul, if you won't say hello...li,
li, le li li..."
If there is any justice in the universe, it would kill me now.
What is it about airplane music? I mean, in the past hour, I've
heard Kiki Dee's "I've Got the Music in Me" five times,
not to mention this song to commit suicide to. And this is the only
station that's halfway decent; I'm not about to listen to country,
if I wanted to hear classical, I would have stayed at home, though
the air traffic report is sounding more and more appetizing by the
I could have been at home right now; relaxing in my fuzzy slippers
and blasting my Goo Goo Dolls CD to bother Guthrie's studying habits.
The official reason I'm on the plane is that my partner in crime
"Nana, I really wish you would be a bit more cordial..."
Nan Bass spat at her granddaughter. "When I get to watch some
real television and not this A&E crap, we'll talk about my behavior."
Nan folded her arms. "I just happen to mention that I like Biography,
and now it's the only station I'm allowed to watch. What, is C-SPAN
too racy for me, now? Peter Graves isn't bad on the eyes, but Hal
Sparks from Talk Soup is quite the looker, you know."
"How am I supposed to get my jollies by looking at Trent Lott
"Don't take that tone of voice with me, Jaqueline--"
Nan looked darkly towards her granddaughter. "Are you talking
back to me, Jaqueline?"
Holland made her hands into fists and dug her nails into her flesh
as hard as she could to get out some of her frustration. "Just
correcting you, Nana. No one is even named 'Jaqueline' in our family."
Correcting you for the nine billionth time, that is, she
"I know that, I'm not as senile as you'd like me to be, Jaqueline."
Holland could feel all the veins in her head throbbing as she began
to move out of the room. "If that's all, Nana, I have to go pick
Nan squinted her eyes at her granddaughter coldly. "You are
Holland nodded her head and made her way to the hallway, and miraculously
made it through without throwing a single vase or smashing a single
picture frame. "What on earth possessed me to agree to take care
of this woman..." She slumped herself into one of the hideously
patterned wing back chairs in the house and tried to fight back the
unexpected emotions stirring inside of her. "I hate this house,
I hate her, I hate this city, I hate this state, I hate this family,
Holland's attention broke as she heard a knock from the screen door.
She checked her eyes out in a mirror by the entry table before opening
the door, and when she did, her jaw dropped when she saw the man standing
"I cannot believe your timing, Bobby."
You know, I'll never understand why people think LAX is a nightmare.
Been here several times, never had much of a problem. It's just like
a ton of little airports in one great big one. Guthrie was being really
paranoid about letting me barrow her leather duffel bag, like it was
going to be sent to Bermuda or St. Petersburg.
But then, Guther's has giving me a lot of flack for doing this whole
thing. I thought that out of anybody, she'd understand the most, having
a gigabyte of siblings or what not. I guess she doesn't see how I
could possibly bond with people who are not blood. I try to argue
with her that it's not blood, it's just sperm, but then her cheeks
flush in embarrassment of the word. Paige is trying to convince us
all that she is the ultimate prude. I'm her roomie. I know better.
But that's another story.
Paige said she understood my relationship with Wolverine. Know it
all. I don't even understand it most of the time, so how can a simple
She also complains that I like the X-Men more than Generation X.
And, if I may be blunt with myself, I do. It's like everybody on this
team hates each other or can just barely stand each other. We're more
like acquaintances than actual friends ... actual teammates. I mean,
the X-Men took in Magneto and treated him friendlier than we treat
each other! Well, at least they did to the clone formerly known as
I have been busting my hump to try and get our team to have the
bond the X-Men do, and after all this time ... it just seems so fruitless.
Angelo is practically counting down to the day he's checking out.
Jono is trying to get into the Guinness Book of World Records for
"Most Consecutive Days Brooding" -- a title that is held
by Scott, so he has some mighty angsting to do yet. Monet is ... Monet.
Paige and I have a Felicitous relationship -- she's Felicity to my
And Ev. I thought that Ev and I were going to stick like glue to
each other, but whenever he gets interested in a girl, he just ditches
Yeah, sure. We're going to be future X-Men, all right. The closest
we'll come is Ev's Xavier-like head.
Holland resisted the urge to smack her cousin's smug face. "Not
even here for five minutes and already you're insulting -- Wait, what
are you even doing here? Nana is going to be fine, I'm taking care
Bobby turned around to face his cousin. "My cousin just passed
away and you ask what I'm doing here?! And I'm here to liberate Nana;
you probably have her on some sort of Nazi regime..."
"You Catholic pig!"
"I'm not Catholic!!"
"Well, you're fascist father is, and if anybody is a Nazi in
this family, it's him!"
Bobby remained eerily calm for a few seconds as the words lingered
in the air. Finally, after what seemed an eternity to Holland, he
spoke frigidly. "You have no right to judge the Drakes, Holland.
You haven't even seen any of us in five years, and I would have been
glad to never see you again for the rest of my life, but after Cliff..."
Bobby trailed off and took a few moments to collect himself. "And
Mom has been so worried about her mom after she took that fall--"
Holland broke in, interrupting her cousin's emotional outpour. "Then
why isn't Aunt Maddy here and you are?"
"Because Mom is taking care of my father, who, I might add,
is no more a Nazi than the Pope, and if I ever hear you say another
word about my father, I swear that I will smack you so hard, Holland..."
Bobby and Holland just stared at one another until Nan called from
her room. "Jaqueline? Do I have a visitor?"
Holland forced a smile, while keeping a steady gaze on Bobby. "It's
just the Drake boy, Nana."
"My Maddy's little boy?" Nan's voice broke.
"The very one, Nana."
"Well, why aren't you letting him come in to see me, or do
you not want me to see any part of my family?"
Holland lowered her voice so that only Bobby could hear. "You
are so lucky that I have to go pick up Gilberto. You know where Nana
is." She began to turn to leave when she added, "And whatever
you're thinking, don't!"
"What does that mean?"
Holland placed her hands on her hips and huffed. "It means
whatever sort of prank or gag or sassy one-liners you're thinking
about pulling on Nana or me, forget it. I have enough stress in my
life right now without adding you to it."
Bobby began to raise his hand to make a point when and Holland smacked
it down. "Don't tell me you weren't thinking it. I spent a whole
summer with you at the cabin and I know what you're capable of."
Holland left the sentence in the air and her eyes burning on his.
Bobby took a few moments, to make sure she was gone before, "Damn,
I'd be uptight too if I named my kid after the Frito Bandito."
My relationship with Bobby is probably one of the most ... normal.
In the mansion, most of my friendships were based on surrogate fathers
and mothers, but Bobby is the only one who I feel like is just a friend.
I have a similar thing with Hank, but he's more like my wacky uncle.
With Bobby, I can just hang out. Our personalities just get each other.
He understands what it's like to never be taken seriously. C'mon,
with a multiple Ph. D. best friend, who's going to look at the frozen
lollipop for counsel?
I remember when we got the Xavier Five in the mansion; I pulled
this nasty prank on Jean that I'm not allowed to talk about, as per
the court settlement, but after the prank, I remember her beginning
to yell at Bobby, and he kept denying and denying, and she kept accusing
and accusing ... finally, she saw me snickering and looked at the
two of us and said, "You two deserve each other!"
I guess everyone sees us as a pair of jokers and pranksters, and
I'll admit, we do our fair share, and that's the only side people
seem to want to see of Jubilation Lee and Bobby Drake. And because
of that, nobody else takes us seriously but each other.
"Come here, Robert," his Nana beckoned. He slowly made
his way to her side, to which she kissed the top of his head. "What
day is it?"
"Good. Turn the t.v. to channel forty four."
Bobby did as she said and a country music jamboree blared on the
screen. Silence passed.
"How's your mother, Robert?"
"Mom's good ... taking care of Dad."
"School's good. I graduated a while back, actually. I do a
bit of teaching, now."
"What kind of teaching?"
"Just some accounting classes."
"You've only been out of school for a few years, how can you
"I just do a few guest lectures, is all."
"Do you make any money from it?"
"No, I just do it because it's a change."
Bobby looked around nervously. "Well, I got to, uh, go to the
bathroom, Nana, so--"
"Well, why the hell are you telling me? Nature called, no need
to broadcast it on the p.a. system. Go, Robert."
Bobby made his way out, and once in the safety of the bathroom muttered,
"This has been the nicest visit to date..."
Bobby looked around the bathroom while relieving himself. The walls
where covered with pictures of Blues Clues, and Blue seemed
to be staring at him. "No, this doesn't feel perverted at all..."
he remarked as casually as he could. He began to wash his hands with
the official Blues Clues soap and dried them on a towel which had
a winking Blue on it. "Kinky."
Bobby made his way back to his grandmother's room very slowly, taking
in anything the might be of interest. "Ooh, ceramic bulldog..."
"Nana? I'm home!" Bobby winced as he heard his cousin's
voice. 'This is goddamn California!' he began to rant silently to
himself. 'It takes an three different freeways and a good half hour
to get to your neighbors house, how can she be home already? Bobby
stayed frozen in place, contemplating the pros and cons of going into
either the living room or back to Nana's room, until something hit
Bobby looked down and found a very small boy with huge brown eyes
and a mess of a dark brown afro staring up at him. "I guess you're
The boy just stared up.
Bobby reached down to give the boy a hand up, but wound up picking
him up. "How old are you, Freddie "Boom Boom" Washington??"
No response except for the boys small arms wrapped themselves around
"He's tired. Not that he talks much, anyways." Bobby turned
to see his cousin, who was carrying a bag that would match the bathroom.
"The kid is nuts about Blues Clues, isn't he?"
Holland nodded. "He thinks Steve is his dad."
Bobby gently rocked Gilberto. "Where is his dad?"
Bobby nodded uncomfortably.
"And please don't nickname my kid after a Sweat Hog."
She looked at her watch. "Now, I have to go start dinner; Dad'll
be here any minute."
Bobby froze in place. "I didn't know Jacob was going to be
"Bobby, the man's son died, what did you think he was going
to do?" Holland rolled her eyes as she began defrost some chicken.
"Sorry, I was just thinking weird there for a minute."
Bobby shook the thought off.
"Jaqueline, where is my great-grandson!"
Holland gave a pleading look at Bobby.
"At least I'm going back in with reinforcements, right Bert?"
Bobby patted his extended cousin's head and went into the hall.
"It's Gilberto, Bobby!" Holland called after him.
He gave a weak wave as he carried Bert upside down to his great-grandmother's
room A few seconds later, she heard Nan. "There's my little Albert!"
"That's it, I'm poisoning the potatoes." Holland went
back into the kitchen to wash the potatoes when she heard the door
bell. "Coming, Dad!" Holland hurriedly threw off her apron
and checked herself in the mirror next to the door before throwing
it open and unlocked the screen door. "Daddy!"
"Uhm ... okay. Californian slang has SO changed since I was
Holland peered at the petite pest. "Are you selling Girl Scout
cookies or something?"
The girl opened her mouth, but stopped herself from saying what
she was thinking. "Is there a Bobby Drake here?"
"And what's it to you, Lolita?"
The girl made a face. "Ew, Unibrow."
Holland touched the almost unibrow on her forehead protectively.
"How do you know my cousin?"
"So, he is here -- I was hoping to beat him, but this is just
as good." The girl opened the screen as Holland began to close
the big door. Luckily, the girl's foot got caught between the big
door and the doorway. "For the love of Mary, Tyler, and Moore--!!"
Apparently, the term "luckily" was used a bit loosely.
Bobby Drake's ear's pricked up.
"Robert, what is that noise?"
"Well, Nana, if I didn't know better, I'd swear that it was
a friend of mine, but -- excuse me for a moment, Nana." Bobby
began to rush out the door, but then turned back to set the still
clinging Gilberto on Nan's bed. "Bert." Bobby swallowed
the laughter building in his chest at the spectacle he saw in the
living room. Jubilee battling his cousin for entrance into the house.
"Oh if only the guys back home could see this, they would see
that karma does exist..." he muttered before interrupting. "Let
her in, Holland. She's a friend of mine."
"Picking up girl's at the local high school's now, Bobby? That's
a new low for you, congratulations." Holland, scowling, let in
a very jubiliant Jubilee in.
"Hey, Bobby, did you hear that?!"
"Yeah, she said you looked like a high schooler!"
Bobby gave Jubilee a high five.
"Now, this brings me to my next question, Jubilee..."
"Who the hell names their kid Jubilee?" Holland broke
"I would SO not be talking, Tulips," Jubilee snapped.
Holland began to ramble as she went back into the kichten. "Oh,
God, and here I was hoping there was just ONE Bobby Drake ... now
I know that there was enough left that God used it to create an annoying
"I'm CHINESE, thank you!" Jubilee shouted into the kitchen,
then turned back to Bobby. "Does she have a mute button anywhere?"
Bobby shook his head. "Not a chance. Don't you think I would
have used it already? Now, what are you doing here? You didn't sneak
out to get away from finals, did you?"
"No, Hank called. Said he couldn't come here to be with you,
and you know, 'Should the role of Bobby Drake's Best Friend be left
vacant, second-runner up shall get a ride on the next plane'."
"You mean everyone else was busy?"
"Thank you, but I didn't ask for any ha and ha in my coffee."
"What are you, Will AND Grace?"
"Well, I always thought I was a gay man in a woman's body."
Jubilee frowned. "Are you saying that you're not happy to see
Bobby went out to hug her. "Of course not, J. I'm glad you're
here. And not just to bug Holland." Bobby released her. "But,
aren't you missing any important school stuff? I don't want you to
fall behind on my account."
"Bobby, are you implying that we actually go to class once
in a while?"
"No, just every 'a while'."
Jubilee grinned. "Don't worry, there is not a thing I'm missing,
except for Frosty's summer wardrobe."
"Well, then I might have to take your spot just to see that!"
Jubilee hit him playfully. "Perv."
Bobby hit back. "Pixie."
"So, Bobby, how are--" Jubilee began, but was interrupted.
"Holland, Mom, I'm home!"
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