DISCLAIMER: These characters aren't mine;
but I think I treat them better.
SUMMARY: Next in The Iceman Cometh.
ARCHIVE: Besides Surisa, are there any others?
NOTES: I suggest you read the first two in the series before
you bite into this one.
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Do you ever notice the craftsmanship of sheets?
Do you ever get close enough to see the intricate weaving?
Think of all those factories burning day in and day out, and the
overweight, myopic, hair-netted blue collars, slaving to bring you
I'm almost to that point, though. It's my third hour of wide awake-ness,
and I'm still unable to get closer to my door than two feet. I've
already counted the trees outside my window, rearranged the pillows
on my bed, and paced every square inch of my room. And I had plenty
of time left over to contemplate just carrying on, pretending nothing's
But I can't do that. It would just be another lie.
Or would it? I mean, really. Would it be that much of a lie to just
stop playing it...y'know, straight, and that be enough, instead of
proclaiming it to the world that I'm...that other thing.
Christ, Bobby, listen to yourself. You can't even say it. A simple
word. A small word. Just say it. You. Are. G-A-...
Jesus. What am I going to do?
It'll be simple. I'll just go downstairs, eat breakfast like usual,
and do everything like usual, and if someone happens to ask
me, Why Bobby, are you...not straight?, I will answer them
truthfully and say, Why yes, I am...not straight. And it'll
I give a small, self-deprecating laugh, ready to settle into another
hour of brooding.
But a knock on my door interrupts me. I start, spinning around to
stare at the door in histrionic suspense.
"Bobby...? Are you awake?"
It's a few moments before I realize that I'm expected to reply.
"Yeah, Hank, I'm up. I'm just..." avoiding my problems
by refusing to deal with them "...looking for something to wear."
Looking for something to wear? I never was very creative.
Silence from beyond the door for a moment, and then
"Bobby, may I come in?"
I hesitate for a moment, then realize how stupid that is. I walk
to the door and open it. Hank is there, with an admirable attempt
to hide the concern in his eyes.
I stand there for a moment, in the doorway, waiting. Hank waits patiently,
then, after a moment repeats
"May I come in? For but a moment?"
I start, and then step to the side with a nervous laugh.
"Oh, yeah. Heh. Yeah, come in. I was just, you know, cleaning
"I see," he says, looking around at the immaculately neat
room. "I was merely wondering if we might talk for a moment or
I swallow. I'm not ready for this. I'm not ready to talk about it,
and I'm not ready not to. I'm not done with my hiding-in-my-room bit
yet. I manage a smile.
"Sure, Hank. What's up?"
He makes his way over to my bed, and plops down.
"Bobby, are you feeling well?"
"Feeling well? Yeah, I feel fine. I'm, you know, just. I'm just.
I'm feel fine."
He watches me for a moment.
"Bobby. You've enclosed yourself in this room for almost three
"...and before that, you walked about in a dreary half-cognizance,
precipitous with fatigue..."
Jesus, I slept for three days.
"...And, Robert, though you needn't feel that you have to talk
to anyone, I'd like for you know that I would most certainly be willing
to listen to your problems..."
Three fricking da-
"Bobby, I know that you've taken your estrangement from Opal
very hard. It's quite understandable."
Jesus, he thinks...
"Oh, yeah, Opal. Of course. It's been pretty har-"
// "I got into a, uh, fight." //
Hank waits expectantly.
// "Of course I like her. She's a girl, isn't she?"
My words catch in my throat.
// "Yes, sir, that's what I meant." //
No more lies.
No more half-truths.
"Hank, I.... I'm not upset about Opal and me. It never would've
worked out, never could've. See..."
Hank waits patiently, and I feel my throat close up, protesting.
Just tell him. He's your best friend.
Exactly. He deserves not to know.
But he wants to know. He's here, asking you.
Because he doesn't know what he's asking. If he knew-
"Bobby. Tell me."
I look at him.
Hank's features retain their perfect stillness, not so much frozen
as untouched by the wave of time; and it might have been comical under
different circumstances, if my heart were actually beating. Before
he can say anything, though, I begin talking at speeds that would
put Quicksilver to shame.
"...and she told me I'd never be happy, and she was right .
"...and then I started having these nightmares, with this Monster
and a boat and..."
"...was horrible, and that's why I've been so tired..."
"...until tonight, or three nights, or whatever the hell..."
"...didn't think I could tell you, tell anyone, but I guess
He sits, still as ever, letting me exhaust my oxygen, until I have
to either stop for a breath or pass out, which actually crosses my
mind as an option. I have no choice but to pant for breath and look
to him for a response.
He stands, slowly, and I hold my breath.
Jesus God, he's going to walk out of here. He's not going to say
anything; he's just going to walk out. Please, Hank, don't.
He walks over to the chair which I've flopped myself down in, and
squats down until he is on eye level with me.
And then he smiles.
If I had had any breath to hold, it would have all come wooshing
out in a rush. As it is, my shoulders slump forward, and I feel all
my energy, all the energy I've been penting up in defense and anticipation
of -- I don't know: disgust, horror, rejection? -- drain from my body.
"Hank, I...Thank you. I was afraid that...that you..."
And my vision blurs, and I curse and turn away, make to stand up
and walk away; but Hank catches my arm, and turns me back toward him.
"What did you think, Bobby?" he asks softly. "That
we would turn away from you? That, somehow, something would change?"
I manage out a choked "Yeah."
"Surely you know us better than that, Bobby. We fight everyday
against unreasoning intolerance."
// "The world around you is not covered in ice."
"I know you. We've been best friends for twelve years, three
months, seventeen days, ten hours, and" with a brief glance at
the digital clock resting on Bobby's bedside table "and forty-three
minutes. Surely you realize that nothing you could ever do would change
that, nor the fact that this is your home."
// "It beats alive and warm with vitality..." //
He stands up, and offers out his hand.
"This is your home. Now come downstairs and eat breakfast."
I cannot speak, so I simply don't. I take the hand mutely, and enjoy
a morning of cheese and bacon omelets.
In my home.
continued in "Chicken Soup"
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