Excalibur:
Mojo Mayhem
Longshot: That big bully-bruiser means to squish her!
Dazzler: So? Rogue's inbul-
unvil-
real tough!
Prob'ly hurt himself more'n her.
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Ricochet Rita:
Ohhh -- if you weren't kids, I'd say something really rude
--
Wolverine: Say it. Say it!
Ricochet Rita: Inside!
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Mojo: Is it too much to ask that entities play their proper part until I've drained them dry?
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Shadowy figure:
Who summons...
The Agent?
Mojo: Most
impressive, Major Domo -- and on such short notice, too.
I especially like the heavy breathing. Nice touch.
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Alistaire Stuart: Have you
tried...?
Shadowcat: Yup.
Alistaire Stuart: Perhaps then...?
Shadowcat: That, too.
Alistaire Stuart: Alternatively --
Shadowcat: First thing.
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Shadowcat: You -- You're real!
Wolverine: 'Course we are, ya stoopid skirt--
--lot moreso 'n you!
Shadowcat, phasing to avoid his claws: Eep!
Storm: Wolverine! Shame
on you! Had Kitty not phased, you might have crippled her!
Wolverine: But she did, so where's the harm?
Colossus, sending a punch toward Wolverine: Tovarisch, you
will not do such a thing again.
Understand?
Wolverine: By dose.
Idz bleedink.
Storm:Serves you right.
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Shadowcat, modeling her new makeshift costume:
Thank heaven for unstable molecules.
I think.
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Constable: So -- y'young
lads an' lassies, off on a pagent were y' an' lost yuir way?
Shadowcat: Costume party actually, constable.
Constable: An' very pretty costumes they are, too. 'Specially yon lad,
looks made o' metal.
Shadowcat: Sure is amazing what they can do these days with make-up.
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Shadowcat, thinking: That's the classic X-Men spirit, fellas.
Never use a door when you can make one of your own.
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Dazzler: Move it, you dumb sheep!
Shadowcat: Get out of the road!
Wolverine: Lemme at them walking shish-kebabs. I'll clear a path!
Storm:Sheath those claws, you blood-thirsty brute!
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After Shadowcat and the X-Babies
"borrow" a car from some tourists...
Traveler #1 (who looks a lot like Chris Claremont): Why're you all
looking at me?!
Traveler #2: Gotta blame someone, luv.
Under the circumstances, considering the characters...
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Script approval
Great houses
Better working conditions
Lots and lots of toys
No yelling at us
Mojo: What is this
--
Making demands -- How dare you!
We said, no yelling
profit points
Merchandising share
Casting consultation
Rights, rights, rights
or ELSE!
Ricochet Rita:
Promised to come back, bloat.
Not a word about working.
Wolverine: I wanna poke him!
Just once, where it hurts!
Colossus: Don't be greedy.
This hurts badly enough.
Mojo: How can you do this to me?
We may be here...
...but we don't perform...
...unless we get what we want!
You want us X-Babies to provide top
ratings...
...then you gotta make really ultra especially nice!
Mojo: Help!